According to a new survey –which seems like it absolutely, positively can’t be right – a whopping 44% of women don’t expect gifts for Valentine’s Day.
From the way things look, this survey isn’t "fake news." It's for real. Which means 44% of the women ACTUALLY surveyed ACTUALLY said that they "didn’t expect to celebrate with any presents or romantic meals" – but seem to ACTUALLY expect men to believe this.
Don’t believe it guys. Not for a minute. (Refinery 29)