Our government should get the NSA to do something useful, such as rescue Manny Ramirez from the Far East. And once we decide to incur into Taiwan to bring Manny back to North America, they also need to bring back the guy who calls Manny's home runs for the EDA Rhinos. As our friend Brandon DuBreuil of Manny Does Taiwan notes, this might be the funniest home run call ever:

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